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Monday, August 9th, 2010
Yes I did take off my phone.  I threw it under my bed...that's me looking for it in my picture, lol.  Don't worry, you'll get it in my email signature.  I've just been nearly driven crazy with scheduling mix-ups and guys who "don't want to" fill out contact forms.  If you are a potential new client, please note that I really need to have some information before I see you, for my own safety.  I need to know that you are not an axe mureder or a cop, lol!  I don't need to know about your family or the name of your dogs, lol, just your numbers, where you work and your name.  Once we see each other, your info is removed completely from my files and you're given a 'nickname' that I easily remember you by.  Like if your name is Mike and you like to ride bicycles, or your email is "biker69", I'll nickname you Mike Bike...that's all the info I need once we've met.  If I give you a reference, that's why I ask for something about you I'll remember, because I delete all my records for my own safety as well as yours.  I'm pretty creative with those nicknames.  Anyway, once we've met, you can call *or text* (I'm a texter) anytime to schedule your appointment...I just can't see guys I don't know.   So, for my regulars- you probably still have my number...starts with area code (347) and if you don't, just send an email and I'll make sure you have it.

Stress Kat de-stressing


Sunday, August 1, 2010

Well, I'm back!  I said I would skip summer vacation this year, but I was guilted into it...you know how moms are.  I had fun and a very relaxing time, but I'm back now and more than ready to have some fun!  I guess I miss all the attention from my guys and I'm in desperate need of a backrub and soothing little kisses on my chest and abs...the small of my back is my most sensitive.  I've been watching alot of soft-core porn I guess, lol.  I've also been watching Nip/Tuck and Satisfaction (Satisfaction)- is EVERYONE that sexual, or are the movies that unrealistic???  I have heard that there is actually quite an underground 'swing' scene here in the Triangle area...interesting.  I can't believe people here know about that stuff- this is the Bible-belt.  Maybe they've loosened their belts a little.  And whatever happened to all the businessmen who call for "conferences"? 

Okay...lets do a little fantasy (this is a treat to all those sweeties that read my blogs *muahs!*).  Imagine after a hard morning at the office, your secretary buzzes you and informs you that your 1pm appointment has arrived.  You take a deep breath and say "Show her in."   And in walks this lady dressed in a beautiful silk blouse, vest and pencil skirt.  Honey blonde hair pulled up stylishly and beautiful grey eyes peering at you over a pair of designer glasses...you wonder if this lady has the right office.  She sits her breifcase down, slips to the door, locking it...starts to unbutton her vest while giving you this devlish grin...lets down her long gorgeous hair, takes off her glasses, skirt and blouse revealing the sexiest bra/panty/garter set you've ever seen.  And her, the absolute vision of the gorgeous naughty secretary you've always dreamt of.  She saunters to you, pulling you by the tie and into your comfy leather chair where you have a front row seat to her sultry strip tease.  In a fit of passion you grab her, kiss her, clothes fly, sounds of zippers, heavy breathing and elevator music...your day is made.  She pulls herself back together into the sleek sexy business woman, opens the door, shakes your hand "Thank you Mr. Peterson, I'll be in touch."  And you watch her leave with the biggest smile you've had in years, a smile that is hard to remove, one that comes back frequently when you remember the best workday you've ever had.

Well...that was interesting.  The imagination does wonders when you've been away from your guys so long.  I did make a couple of little changes...I added a phone number, and I did raise my rates $25 (certainly helps with the $250/month online ad).  I was thinking about $50, but most of my wonderful men tip- thank you Darlings!  As I say- you can't have such a delicious meal and not leave a tip, lol!  Speaking of meals...after that little fantasy I need to cool off with some champagne and juice!  Well, I'm back for a while, so come on by and see what all the guys are raving about- and no misrepresentation here...I look even more stunning in person.

Gorgeous Kat out!


Friday, May 21, 2010,

OMG what a week...I am SO sick as we speak.  I don't know what germ is going around, but it certainly crawled into my head.  Ughhh!  I am feeling better and I actually HATE taking antibiotics bc I don't think it's healthy, but I was so desperate, there I was Thursday morning bright and early at the Urgent Care 7am waiting to pop any pill that would make me feel human again.  Unfortunately I've pretty much been asleep since then, but I did wake up feeling a bit better.  I may be able to put away my Kleenex and Chloroseptic tonight, yay!  Of course that has ruined my weekend outgoings, but hey- if it makes me feel better...

I hate that I have missed/cancelled some of my appointments this week bc I have set myself a goal.  Now I don't know where in the world - or HOW- some of these girls get "sugardaddies".  The strippers seem to be very good at getting them, but I really don't know how (somebody please school me).  Anyway...I need a couple of sugardaddies, lol.  I have set myself a goal to get my nose done.  I've broken it twice in my life, once as a kid, and once about 2 yrs ago and now it's getting on my nerves.  It doesn't look bad, but the scar tissue on the inside is really making it hard to breathe at night especially.  If any of you know anyting about nose-jobs, the avg. price is around $7000, yeah really.  So...I really really want to get this done asap, and it has depressed me a little this week that I have missed a few appointments.  It has put me behind on my goal.  Anyway, I'm sorry to the guys I missed, but it definitely has hurt me much more than it hurt you.  And guys- feel free to tip/donate to the nose fund.  I'll even give you a set of autographed before/after photos!  I think I've worked pretty hard and I deserve to do some things for myself.  I have looked out for my future by purchasing 15 acres of farmland, and I'm an only child, so I'll inherit a very nice house and a hefty insurance policy (how morbid!!!)...now that I'm set for my future, I need to work on making me happy.  I don't want to age gracefully, and now in my early 30's, I need to start basic maintenance.  I'm thinking micro-dermabrasion and a little botox here and there.  That's the problem with alot of women- they wait until they need major work, then they look plastic.  Small steps work best...you don't want to look "done".  I think men need to be more aware of their looks and be more open to surgery as well.  People treat you differently, really- the better you look, the better you're treated AND there have been studies that prove that attractive people get jobs easier and earn more money.  True.  I'm all for it.

**Also, if any of you know a good dentist who does implants and veneers- especially one who would be willing to 'trade services' please give me a heads-up.  I'm not opposed to trading favours!!!

Okay, do any of my regular guys want to join me at the YMCA for treadmill/circuit training/coffee???  I need some motivation, and to get my ass in that gym.  I know some of you have flexible schedules, so hit me up if you're interested...I like to go before 3pm- I don't like it when its too crowded.  And no, going to the gym and having coffee will not cost you anything.  If you aren't a regular client, you can always become one, lol. 

I've gotten some questions:
    About where to stay at from out-of-towners, that would be the Crabtree area.  There's the Marriott, Holiday Inn, Homewood, Hampton, Extended Stay...can't think of any others right now, but there you go.
    **YES I love seeing couples, I am genuinely into women.
    **Yes, I do trips and overnights.  BUT I do need to meet with you before so I can see if we get along enough to spend a couple of days together on a trip.  You pay expenses, and I get $1500 per day...that is VERY reasonable when you think that I charge $1000 for an overnight (10 hours).  And of course that is upfront!  And I do need my 8hrs of sleep...not spending 24hrs in bed either!!!  As with anything, its negotiable, but I am working on my goals!!!
    **No, I don't have any girlfriends here anymore...the one I had moved, and the others that I have worked with are touring now...you guys will have to look on Eros and set up another girl for us.
    **Yes, I am still trying to replace stuff from the bag I lost in NYC a couple weeks ago- mainly my favourite bra, makeup, and boots.  BRA- a Balconette bra (gorgeous fit) and although I measure 40 inches around my chest, in a balconette or demi, I can squeeze into a 36D or 38D.  Okay, let me give you a lesson on bras.  When you have a full bust like I do, you can't wear a bra that covers the entire breast...it'll give you what they call 'cuddle-bumps', which is when the bra at the top is so tight on the cleavage it deforms the breast and makes it have an unsightly bump instead of being smooth.  Now, a demi or balconette bra is like a shelf.  It carresses the breast, slightly supporting it and giving it a beautiful roundness to the cleavage, very attractive.  It feels like having someone behind you with their hands cupping underneath your breasts.  Other bras feel like they're strangling them, lol.  I wear sports bras usually, but demis and balconettes are sexy and meant to be seen...when I go out, I like to wear revealing tops to show off my gorgeous bras (or sometimes I don't even wear a bra *bad girl*!).
   
I LOVE my location.  Even if I take an apartment in NY (which I may do with a roomate) I still think I'll keep this apt here.  It's that good.  Anyway, the apartment will have to wait until I get my nose-job.  And I am serious about donating to the fund!!!

I really hate that I don't have female friends to go out with.  Can someone explain to me why its so difficult to make female friends in Raleigh???  I can't think of how many times I've been out downtown and tried to make friends, but no success.  Intimidated???  I'm really fun to hang out with, so I don't get it.  Anyway, I am just talking my ass off.  Here are some photos from the last photoshoot this month.  Yes, of course I'd be willing to sell autographed photos of myself (full face included) to my regulars, and yes, I do have paypal! 

Business Gal Kat out!!!


Friday May 13, 2010,

I had a busy week last week with some photo shoots.  They were mostly taken outside, which is pretty rare for me- I hate taking photos outside!  I usually get in trouble somehow...half naked in public in the South- definitely frowned upon.  Well, I'm sure you guys wouldn't mind!  I've been taking things kinda slow lately because they're doing some construction at my incall location...I like to stay low-key.  It's almost finished now, so c'mon by and see me!  I'll be here for the next few weeks, although I am planning a couple of vacations this summer.  I'll try to keep my schedule posted.  Guys, why not get me to do a massage for your special lady?  A massage for the ladies is $100/hour and my 'special' massage is $150.  If you're really adventurous, bring her with you!  If she's not comfortable watching you with another girl, I'll focus on her only and watch.  Great way to spice up your romance.  Live dangerously, lol!!  Or get me to come over and dance for her...no sense in you guys having all the fun!!!  I am on a role today, lol.  Well, here is an untouched photo from May 5th, shot in my mountain cabin I rented for my mini-vacation.  I highly recommend the Castle Room at Pilot Knob Inn for a totally SWEET getaway.  BIG whirlpool in the bathroom and your own sauna, too.  Great breakfast, right next to a State Park, so you know you got some privacy...I'll upload more soon.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Well, I am getting accustomed/acclimated to my big move to Raleigh.  I still have a bunch of boxes, but for the most part I'm settled.  I'm around more, so that's good for you guys.  I have been going through quite a bit in my personal life, so thanks for all your support- I have a couple of very special guys who have given me a wonderful shoulder and boundless encouragement, so thanks very very much!!!  And thanks for the "cheer-me-up cheesecake" it works wonders, lol. 
What else...I've been taking some online courses.  Mostly metaphysical stuff...holistic also.  I've been getting out and keeping busy, enjoying life...becoming a bit adventurous...I'm even considering skydiving.  Well, I took some photos this past week and have posted a few.  More to come shortly.
 


March 2010

Yes, it has been a long time since I have written...I have gotten little fussies from a few of you who enjoy reading my blogs.  Well, let's see...Christmas was great for me...we did get snow, at least where I was.  I did have some car and shoulder problems January and February, but managed to see a few of you.  And you guys are SO sweet.  I've gotten some of the most beautiful lingerie and delicious red wines from you this year.  Even some 'get-well' packages when I had the sniffles...vitamins, cards, icepacks and smelly stuff...I just love the way you guys are so thoughtful.  And I learned a valuable lesson...DO NOT chew gum while you're with someone...it can end up getting stuck in some of the oddest places, lol.  This year has had some interesting and wonderful experiences so far.

Friday Dec. 11, 2009

Well...many many thanks to my Wednesday guys (and my Tuesday evening guy!) you certainly have made my incall very worthwhile.  As you can see, I have decided to offer more this coming Monday and Tuesday, as well as the next Monday and Tuesday.  Many of you are going out of town, so I wish you safe travels and happy holidays.  I actually like staying at hotels...it gets me away from my housemates and it's nice and quiet for a while.  I'm trying to switch up my locations, so next will be Raleigh (center) and after, RTP again.  I've gotten some wonderful TER reviews from you guys...and yes, you will get $25 off on your next appointment if you write me a TER review (or an Escorts.com review).  I really can't say how much fun I had Wednesday...I hated to see you guys leave.  Come back and see me when I'm in RTP week after.  Okay, enough about the wonderful locals...I'm getting more and more requests for tours, so I may have to travel...that's exciting for me.  I know I'll be going to Charlotte, I'm just thinking I may wait until after New Years...I had though about the 29th and 30th, but people may be out of town.  Better to wait.

Alot of you guys ask about what I do for work (not the fun kind, lol!).  I'm an artist.  I paint (acrylic), design/sew costumes and wigs and do other little crafty things (like crochet, obviously if you visit me you see my yarn/works in progress).  I make things and sell them on Ebay or Etsy.  I'm thinking about posting some artwork on my site in the future...I haven't painted lately, too busy making gifts for Xmas.  And you guys ask about how responsible I am with my earnings...pretty darn.  Right now I'm saving to build a house on my land.  It'll take a while.  As I have said before, I do take care of my parents too.   Not that they're disabled or anything, I just like to buy them groceries and do odd-jobs around the house.  Dad's retired and Mom's overqualified for most jobs in her small town, I don't blame her for not working.  So I do stuff...not just sitting around eating bon-bons in French lingerie like some of you picture, lol.  I don't even like bon-bons.  Well, I love all the response I get about my blogs and stuff- I'm glad you appreciate my 'quirky' personality, and obviously I like to talk alot.  Well, if I don't see you guys, have a happy Hannukah next week and a Merry Christmas the week after.  I'm off for Christmas and New Years.

'Hoping for a white Christmas' Kat out! 

Dec. 2, 2009

I'm in a good mood today, but I do have some complaints.  First of all, this is my favourite time of year (cold weather!) and everyone is so nice, even my cats are extra affectionate and snuggly.  But unfortunately this rain is bringing out the worst as far as germs go.  So guys please be considerate and don't schedule appointments if you have the flu...that means as soon as you feel your symptoms coming on, don't schedule with me until 3 or 4 days after you're back to normal.  I've had the sniffles twice this season already...as I write I am sipping herbal tea for my throat and runny nose.  Nothing bad enough to go to the Doc about, but annoying nonetheless.  And who thinks a runny nose is sexy?  I think I got my germs Friday night, because Saturday night I got the sniffles, then Sunday a full on sinus maelstrom!  Whew!  So my apologies to anyone who has gotten my common cold gift.  Take some Emergen-C, Airborne, keep warm, drink lots of liquids and wait it out...it'll go away in 3 days.

Meanwhile I am cooking and crocheting my little heart out.  I am a good cook, and right now I'm making delicious stews and roasts- heavy stuff for winter.  I love it.  Another thing that bothers alot of people around this time of year is family, lol.  I'm not exempt from that either.  As our family Matriarch's health is waning, the kin claws grow longer and sharper.  Lately I have been a bit closer to the drama than usual- I keep alot of distance in those matters (as some of you know I've spent most of my adulthood living outside of the US), but have unfortunately been drawn into the dismal cesspool of the family argument.  Our Matriarch is convalescing for a few weeks in a care facility, so my availability is less than usual.  My nerves aren't nearly as bad as you'd think though, I'm still my chipper little self, but I am being kept horribly busy by matters beyond my control (or choice).  I'm traveling back and forth alot (2 hours one way) but I'm still taking appointments when I can.  Most of you love reading about me and feel a sense of closeness by my sharing, so I'll keep it up as much as I can.  I get so many positive responses about my writing- love it!  And you guys have been SO nice lately with tips and gifts, I almost feel overwhelmed sometimes when you're so sweet.  And I don't know why but lately I've been getting about 50-70 emails everyday- am I that popular yet?  Wow!  And alot of you are asking again about incalls, there will be some coming up...most likely at the first of the week.  It seems my more popular days are Tuesdays through Thursdays...I'll see what I can do the 8th-10th.  Well, enough for right now.  I'll write again soon!

Jingle Kat out!

Nov. 13, 2009

I guess I have a right to bitch on my own blog.  The clients I've seen lately are wonderful, no doubt about that.  But what REALLY is starting to piss me off is cancellations.  TWICE as many clients than I have actually seen have cancelled.  And some of these idiots have even planned for weeks, coming into Raleigh to visit, keeping up in emails, and cancel at the last minute (after I've cancelled plans or legitimate, worthwhile clients).  Once or twice a week doesn't bother me...things come up.  But I'm talking two or three cancellations per day...it's getting to the point where I've cancelled over twice as many appointments than I have kept.  WTF???  It really really pisses me off.  Someone suggested making unreliable clients pay a deposit, lol- like that would ever work.  I wish.  If this keeps up- I am retiring.  Seriously.  I will not keep putting up with these assholes cancelling.  I'm a patient person, but I have had it with the cancellations!!!  You know who you are!  I hope you're reading this blog.  Advice:  Grow up, take responsibility, and stop wasting my valuable time. 

(Note there is no photo today...I cancelled it!!!)
Angry Kat out!

Nov. 12, 2009

Weather...omg how horrible...all this nasty rain and fog.  I had a tiny mishap on the highway, but that's okay now.  I'm in a nice warm hotel room all snuggled up with fluffy pillows and a hazelnut latte.  Still a little shaky from the accident, but my car is parked now and will be until Sunday...hopefully by then it will clear up so I can see out of the fog of my windows.  I don't see well driving at night anyway, but I have basically no heat in the car so my windows are in a constant state of fog.  Well, enough about the car, the weather and my bad eyesight.

Over the past couple of days I have been very impressed with a few of my new clients.  What great tippers!!!  Awesome!  And even a wonderful gift of lingerie...Victoria's Secret even...perfect fit in my favourite colour.  I feel SO spoiled.  Well, the rest of you guys certainly have some high expectations to live up to!  LOL!!! 

Happy Kat out!



Nov. 5, 2009

Where do I begin...this is my first blog on this site.  Hmmm....trying to think of what to say.  Everybody's blogging and Twittering these days and I feel like that's a good thing.  When we first went into the 'computer age' it was so impersonal.  I don't know how many emails I've sent where the person reads my emotion wrong...it's hard to express warmth over a cold, hard keyboard.  Thank goodness ppl are more 'tech savvy' and you can add a little 'lol' to show you're in a good mood.  I try to express myself, but nothing gives more insight into a person's personality and mood like a good ol' blog.

Well, I'm in Raleigh/Durham now where I'm based...looking at the Eros ads and TER posts.  The more I work here, the more I like it.  I'm finally getting some regulars, which is important to me.  It's difficult to establish a good rapport with people sometimes, but I'm doing it pretty well.  I have a good sense of humour and I'm pretty witty.  I guess I don't really get along well with guys who are arrogant- that really is a turn-off.  Not to say I don't like confidence- that's a sexy characteristic...but arrogant men just take themselves too seriously.  I'm here for a relaxing time, don't worry about impressing me...you already have me as your temporary girlfriend, so no need to impress.  I'm not the nagging suspicious wife, not the condescending boss, no screaming kids around, no pressure, no strings, no worries.  Just relax and let my hands caress you softly, feel my long silky hair on your cheek, smell my seductive perfume...no rushing, no deadlines, no fussing.  

Well, enough hypnosis, lol.  I do enjoy working in NC though.  Business has definately picked up with the tiny rise in the economy.  Perhaps we're seeing a tiny light at the end of the long dark tunnel?  Hope so.  Well, I'll save my political views for another forum.

Winter is upon us (almost) and so are the holidays.  Note the most appropriate 'snow bunny'pics to the left.  Would you guys like to find me in your stockings this Christmas???  Why do you have stockings?  LOL.  Gotcha.  Well, I have stockings and I would love to wear them as I climb up some chimneys this season.  I will be working in the Triangle area until January.  Your Winter Snow BunnyThen I'm planning to tour- couple days here, couple days there... maybe Boston, NY, Philly, DC/Baltimore, VA.  I like the east coast.  But I can't neglect L.A. forever.  I plan to spend about a week there sometime this coming spring.  I also need to travel to FL, GA and SC.  I love getting requests.  As soon as I get a sufficient amount of requests for one particular place, I'll go there.  So send me an email if you have a request...I'll put you on my emailing list and let you know in advance when I'll be near you.  And that's how it works, fellas.  I've gambled and visited a couple of places without having requests, i.e. Indianapolis and Richmond (Bah humbug!!!), but I have gotten a few requests for Richmond lately and I plan to spend 1 or 2 days there on my next trip.  As some of you may know- I don't like flying (too many close-calls!) so I travel by Amtrak unless I fly out west to California.  That's just too far to take a train.  I set up my visits along the rail routes in the east...sometimes I fly to Boston then track back down to Raleigh, stopping along the way, NY/NJ, PA, MD.  I love to travel and I miss it alot.  I haven't traveled lately except for a stint in Europe that was more vacation than work.  That was over the past year since last February.  It was a much-needed change, but I've been here (NC) since August and my suitcase is calling.  I can only hope that the men are as amiable elsewhere as they are here.  Most of my regulars have a great sense of humor and some even send me jokes now and then.  Some tweet to me, but I really enjoy my clients dropping me an occasional email.  As you can see, I like to chat. 

Chatty Katty out.  
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